Celebrity Therapist, by The Callous Daoboys

Celebrity Therapist

by The Callous Daoboys

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1.	Violent Astrology 04:43	buy track
2.	A Brief Article Regarding Time Loops 03:17	buy track
3.	Beautiful Dude Missile 02:52	buy track
4.	Title Track 06:36	buy track
5.	Field Sobriety Practice 05:56	buy track
6.	The Elephant Man In The Room 04:16	buy track
7.	What Is Delicious? Who Swarms? 03:16	buy track
8.	Star Baby 05:37	buy track

about

Contemplation and self-awareness run throughout Celebrity Therapist. “The whole album is about history repeating itself and how we kind of move in circles. It’s two steps forward and three steps back with a bunch of people in my life. The album is me reflecting on these people but realizing I’m guilty of the same at the end of the record. There are a lot of ‘fuck you’ songs because every heavy band likes writing those. But overall, the lyrics are more introspective and quite loving.”

The Callous Daoboys come from the school of The Dillinger Escape Plan, Every Time I Die, and The Chariot, with a heightened degree of theatricality as one of the methods to their madness. Think Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy getting slapped around good-naturedly by Glassjaw. Celebrity Therapist even indulges in a bit of drone and avant-garde post-rock a la Sigor Rós and Radiohead.

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released September 2, 2022

Jackie Buckalew - Bass & Backing Vocals
Maddie Caffrey - Guitars
Amber Christman - Electric Violin
Adam Collins - Guitars
Whitney Jordan - Synthesizer & Backing Vocals
Carson Pace - Vocals & Synthesizer
Sam Williamson - Percussion

Additional Personnel on Celebrity Therapist (in order of appearance):
Ryan Love - Backing Vocals on Tracks 1, 7, and 8
Ian Riley - Backing Vocals on Tracks 3, and 4
Hayden Rodriguez - Guest vocals on Track 4
Scott Acquavella - Guitar Solo on Track 5
Dom Maduri - Spoken word on Track 6
Rich Castillo - Tenor Saxophone on Tracks 7, and 8
Corey Bautista - Cello on Track 8

All lyrics written by Carson Pace
All music written by The Callous Daoboys

Produced by Corey Bautista and Carson Pace
Additional production by Dom Maduri, Ian Riley, and Ryan Love
Mixed by Corey Bautista
Mastered by Kris Crummett

Front cover and insert art by Sean Mundy
Back cover by Anthony Grasso

Band Photography by Olivia Keasling
Design and Layout by Portland Hay, Forefathers

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The Callous Daoboys Atlanta, Georgia

Carson - Vocals
Maddie - Guitars
Daniel - Guitars
Jackie - Bass
Amber - Violin / Keys
Matthew - Drums

Atlanta Pop Music

thecallousdaoboys.com

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Jun 12

Exchange

Bristol, UK
Jun 13

The Dome

London, UK
Jun 15

Attic Bar, The Garage

Glasgow, UK
Jun 22

Brooklyn Paramount

Brooklyn, NY
Jun 23

Brooklyn Paramount

Brooklyn, NY

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